[on hosting 'Celebrity Cooks']: I was once mixing something in a high-speed mixer and forgot to put the lid on. I just lost my concentration, and when I turned the thing on, stuff shot up in the air and came down on my head and all over my shoulders. It looked like a flock of seagulls had just flown over me and made their deposits.

You don't have an enormous talent like that without having integrity nailed to your soul and humanity along with it. * - Robert Clouthier, "Beachcombers" co-star