The most romantic thing I've done is get a blow job in the rain.

I'm probably most famous for masturbating and smoking simultaneously on the Internet.

[on his former lover Gemma Massey] To start with I just wanted to have sex with a porn star, but then I really fell for her. She quit (porn). I felt the need to watch one of her films - she was much better when she was having sex with me!

God gave me a gift in the trouser department - I've been blessed.

I loved sex because - and I'm not boasting - I was pretty advanced in the downstairs department. It was ridiculous but I loved it and I wanted everyone to know it. I wanted to show as many girls as I could - and after sex when they complimented me on my size I would say, 'You tell your mates about me. You tell 'em, love'. It gave me a massive confidence boost to know I had that advantage over other lads

The more fake a girl looks, the more I find her attractive - boob job, pumped-up lips, hair extensions.