[on being called 'Explodo' in high school] It was a family nickname at age eleven or twelve because I was a pyromaniac. I once took an interstate bus from Nebraska to Missouri just to buy fireworks.

I called a kid who turned out to be gay a sissy, which I felt bad about at the time and ever since,and which is another reason why it's impossible to believe that Mitt Romney doesn't remember holding a kid down at eighteen and cutting his hair.