The Announcer #2 : The contestant who cries the hardest will win an official Sonny Friendly Teddy Bear [Shows the teddy bear that has Sonny Friendly's hair and teeth]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Wait, THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE! The Announcer #2 : Yes, And I believe Ida Nomer cried the hardest and is the winner. Ida Nomer : Oh for joy... Sonny Friendly #2 : But, But [Runs into the camera]  Sonny Friendly #2 : I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! [Sobs loudly]  The Announcer #2 : Sonny Friendly, You cried even harder than Ida Nomer, You won the grand prize! [Fanfare plays]  Sonny Friendly #2 : WHAT! I WON? Ah, For joys. This is the happiest day of the life. Now, Let's give some consolation prize for our runner's up. The Announcer #2 : Sorry, There is no consolation prize. Luke Warm : WHAT? No consolation prizes? [Voice breaks down]  Luke Warm : This is awful. Ida Nomer : [Sobbing]  IT'S NOT FAIR! Pierre Blue : [Voice breaksdown]  This is so, sad! Sonny Friendly #2 : [while holding his Teddy Bear and leaving the poor contestants sobbing in failure as he holds]  Well, I guess we all can't be winners, huh? [laughs]  Sonny Friendly #2 : [to the audience]  Well, This is Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again next on ''The Crying Game Show'' [to the Teddy Bear]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Oh, Teddy, I am so glad to have you back. [Kisses his teddy bear]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Are you glad to see me again? [to the audience]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Thank you, Audience. You were a great crowd.

Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Good bye, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Uh, good bye, Mrs. Snuffleupagus. Snuffy : Good bye, Mr. Handford! Mr. Handford : Ah, good bye, Snuffy. Alice Snuffleupagus : Bye, Mr. Hand Foot. Mr. Handford : Good bye, Alice. [she giggles]  Mr. Handford : [to the camera]  Whew. Now, there go a lot of snuffleupaguses.

The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!" Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs, Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck. Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck]  Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda! The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!

The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!" Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Zelda the Chicken : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs, Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck. Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck]  Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda! The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!

Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Come along my darlings. Hello, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Hello, Mrs. Snuffleupagus. Snuffy : Hello, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Hello, Snuffy. Alice Snuffleupagus : Hi, Mr. Hand Foot. [giggles]  Mr. Handford : Hi, Alice. [to the camera]  Mr. Handford : Boy, now that's a lot of snuffleupaguses.

The Announcer #2 : The contestant who cries the hardest will win an official Sonny Friendly Teddy Bear [Shows the teddy bear that has Sonny Friendly's hair and teeth]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Wait, THAT'S THE GRAND PRIZE! The Announcer #2 : Yes, And I believe Ida Nomer cried the hardest and is the winner. Ida Nomer : Oh for joy... Sonny Friendly #2 : But, But [Runs into the camera]  Sonny Friendly #2 : I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! [Sobs loudly]  The Announcer #2 : Sonny Friendly, You cried even harder than Ida Nomer, You won the grand prize! [Fanfare plays]  Sonny Friendly #2 : WHAT! I WON? Ah, For joys. This is the happiest day of the life. Now, Let's give some consolation prize for our runner's up. The Announcer #2 : Sorry, There is no consolation prize. Luke Warm : WHAT? No consolation prizes? [Voice breaks down]  Luke Warm : This is awful. Ida Nomer : [Sobbing]  IT'S NOT FAIR! Pierre Blue : [Voice breaksdown]  This is so, sad! Sonny Friendly #2 : [while holding his Teddy Bear and leaving the poor contestants sobbing in failure as he holds]  Well, I guess we all can't be winners, huh? [laughs]  Sonny Friendly #2 : [to the audience]  Well, This is Sonny Friendly saying we will see you again next on ''The Crying Game Show'' [to the Teddy Bear]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Oh, Teddy, I am so glad to have you back. [Kisses his teddy bear]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Are you glad to see me again? [to the audience]  Sonny Friendly #2 : Thank you, Audience. You were a great crowd.

Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Good bye, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Uh, good bye, Mrs. Snuffleupagus. Snuffy : Good bye, Mr. Handford! Mr. Handford : Ah, good bye, Snuffy. Alice Snuffleupagus : Bye, Mr. Hand Foot. Mr. Handford : Good bye, Alice. [she giggles]  Mr. Handford : [to the camera]  Whew. Now, there go a lot of snuffleupaguses.

The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!" Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs, Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck. Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck]  Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda! The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!

The Announcer : We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!" Gordon Robinson : Hey, Zelda! You're on! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Zelda the Chicken : [Translating]  For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is proud because chickens lay eggs, Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  And eggs are good for you. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  ... in the summer. Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  She is also very proud that she can... Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Can cluck! Zelda the Chicken : [Clucking]  Gordon Robinson : [Translating]  Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck. Zelda the Chicken : [Cluck-Cluck]  Gordon Robinson : You're Welcome, Zelda! The Announcer : This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!

Mrs. Snuffleupagus : Come along my darlings. Hello, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Hello, Mrs. Snuffleupagus. Snuffy : Hello, Mr. Handford. Mr. Handford : Hello, Snuffy. Alice Snuffleupagus : Hi, Mr. Hand Foot. [giggles]  Mr. Handford : Hi, Alice. [to the camera]  Mr. Handford : Boy, now that's a lot of snuffleupaguses.