[Baron Ünderbheit offers a "parting gift" to his traitorous minions]  Catclops : Tiger balm. I don't get it. Girl Hitler : Oh, maybe he's saying he's sore at us, and so he's giving us balm to soothe. Catclops : That's retarded. Sir, what exactl...? [Baron Ünderbheit is nowhere to be seen. ]  Catclops : Where'd he go? I knew it, I knew it! He's gonna kill us, isn't he? [Tigers emerge from the walls and attack the minions]  Catclops : Aw, crap! Manservant : [outside in the hall]  Shall I have the maintenance crew clean the room, my master? Baron Ünderbheit : No, not yet, Manservant. [the Baron presses a remote control, activating a device strapped to the tigers]  Girl Hitler : Ohhhh. Tiger *bomb!*

Baron Ünderbheit : Catclops! What have you to report? Catclops : Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict. Baron Ünderbheit : Told you. Girl Hitler? Girl Hitler : Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, UND DE POPULAR GIRLS! Baron Ünderbheit : Good! Good!

Brock Samson : You did this! You did this, didn't you? RRRAH! Baron Ünderbheit : As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson. You have succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino.