[repeated line]  Hank Venture , Dean Venture : GO TEAM VENTURE!

Dean Venture : Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy! Hank Venture : Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours? Dr. Venture : Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

Pirate Captain : Sit on my lap, son. It's story time Dean Venture : I don't want to sit in your lap! Pirate Captain : Fine! Don't!

Dean Venture : Good thinking, bro'a'mine. And I thought I was supposed to be the smart one Hank Venture : Ma Venture didn't raise no fools Dean Venture : W-We don't have a mom, Hank... [awkward silence] 

The Monarch : What? Think this is gay huh? Is that what you fucking said you scrawny peice of shit? Oh this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is! And I bet he can't wait to snap off a peice of your dick in his ass! [points to Dean]  The Monarch : You! Get up! I said get the fuck up! What's your name? Dean Venture : Dean Ven... The Monarch : [shouts]  Your name is bitch! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame... King Gorilla! You got a cigerette? [King Gorilla hands him one]  The Monarch : There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke! [realizes who Dean is]  The Monarch : Holy shit! You're Dean-Fucking-Venture! King, I've gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette. King Gorilla : Fuck you. Gimme a dollar!