Dr. Girlfriend : Killing your arch-enemy on Christmas Eve - that's a gift for me? The Monarch : Well, I got you some stocking-stuffers too...

Henchman 21 : Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before. Henchman 24 : Allegedly. Henchman 21 : Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability. Henchman 24 : Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor. The Monarch : Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden. We never should have brought the henchmen. We're going to be the only ones there with henchmen!