Bill Boosey : Enjoying the safari maam? Lady Evelyn Bagley : Immensely, though I must say I am a bit disappointed we've not seen any monkeys so far Bill Boosey : Oh you won't, they're very busy, it's the mating season Lady Evelyn Bagley : Oh I see, would they come if I threw them some peanuts? Do you think? Bill Boosey : Would you?

Leda : Fresh oysters from our lake. Bill Boosey : Oysters? They're no good. Leda : They are known to be highly beneficial. Bill Boosey : Rubbish. I had a dozen last night and only five of them worked.

June : I wondered if it would be safe for me to go for a walk. I mean, would anything happen? Bill Boosey : Darling, you could walk starkers through a Foreign Legion outpost and nothing would happen.

Bill Boosey : [hearing tribal drums]  Upsidaisi what are they saying? Upsidaisi : They're saying bum di di bum di di bum bum bum Bill Boosey : I know that. What does it mean?