Blond Thug.... was born Artimus Jordan (named after a character from the old wild wild west tv show Artimus Gordon) inBiloxi Mississippi. He had a troubled childhood, including the death of his father and his mothers being sentence to life in prison for killing said father. He ran away from the orphanage and ended up in Hollywood, getting a job as a stand in for t.v.'s Doogie Howser. When that show ended he found himself working for Jackie Treehorn, thus started his thug life