Robin : Why do we have so much of this stuff? Batman : I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day. Robin : You expect the worst of everybody. Batman : Yeah.

Superman : [hears a Muzak version of Superman theme]  What's that song? Sounds familiar. Batman : I don't listen to music.

Robin : Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor. Batman : We don't need him. Robin : Well it seems just like now we needed him. Batman : We would have been fine jumping off the roof. Robin : I think we would've broken our legs. Batman : We've broken our legs before. Robin : Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him. Batman : Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.

Superman : Hey, guys. Need a hand? Batman : With what, parking? Superman : Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award, I mean Bruce Wayne's award. Robin : Me too. Kids aren't invited.

Batman : You got dressed fast. Robin : Well, I just started sleeping in costume now.