Winnie The Pooh : People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday. Christopher Robin : No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind. [Pooh laughs] 

Christopher Robin : Pooh, why are you here? Christopher Robin : Oh, yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends. Christopher Robin : Let's get to the bottom of this.

Christopher Robin : Silly old bear.

Evelyn Robin : You won't be coming to the cottage? Christopher Robin : It can't be helped. Evelyn Robin : Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

Giles Winslow : We should be working this weekend, Robin. Christopher Robin : I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend. Giles Winslow : All hands on deck.

Christopher Robin : [sits down on a bench]  What to do, what to do, what to do? Winnie The Pooh : What to do, indeed. Christopher Robin : [looks behind the bench and sees Winnie the Pooh]  Pooh? Winnie The Pooh : Christopher Robin! Christopher Robin : NO! No, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress. Winnie The Pooh : It's not stress, it's Pooh. Christopher Robin : Pooh. How are you here? Winnie The Pooh : Oh, well, I went through the door through which Christopher Robin is known to appear, and now... I'm here! Christopher Robin : The tree I remember was behind the cottage in the countryside, not here in London! Winnie The Pooh : I suppose it's where it needs to be. Christopher Robin : Well, that's a silly explanation. Winnie The Pooh : Why, thank you!

Christopher Robin : [comes home]  I'm sorry, I got held up at work. Evelyn Robin : You'll be working this weekend? Christopher Robin : It can't be helped. Evelyn Robin : Father, I never see you. Evelyn Robin : Your life is happening now, right in front of you. Christopher Robin : I am sorry, Madeline.

Christopher Robin : I've cracked. Winnie The Pooh : Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

Christopher Robin : [to Evelyn and Madeline]  Have a good time.

Giles Winslow : We've called an emergency meeting this weekend. Christopher Robin : I promised my wife and daughter I'd take them away this weekend, sir. Giles Winslow : We need to cut twenty percent. Christopher Robin : [gestures to people outside the window]  You promised these people good jobs! Giles Winslow : I thought you'd do anything for this company.

Christopher Robin : No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress. Winnie The Pooh : But it's not stress. It's Pooh.

Christopher Robin : But Pooh, why're you here? Winnie The Pooh : Oh yes, I need your help. I've lost all of my friends. Christopher Robin : Let's get to the bottom of this.

Christopher Robin : Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you. Winnie The Pooh : Ex-Pooh-berant.

[from trailer]  Christopher Robin : Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do. Winnie The Pooh : [looking out the train window]  House. Clouds. Tree. Dog. Christopher Robin : Pooh, what are you doing? Winnie The Pooh : Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called "Say What You See". Christopher Robin : Well, could you "Say What You See" a little more quietly? Winnie The Pooh : [whispering]  House. Grass. Tree.

Christopher Robin : If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be... Evelyn Robin : Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.

Christopher Robin : [from trailer]  Hello, Eeyore! Eeyore : Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]  Christopher Robin : Tigger! Eeyore! Piglet : [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]  Christopher Robin : Piglet! Tigger : That worked! I don't know how I do it! Piglet : [to Evelyn]  You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do? Eeyore : My bum hurts.

[from trailer]  Winnie The Pooh : Your ladder is broken. Christopher Robin : That was a shelf. Winnie The Pooh : Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.

Christopher Robin : [from trailer]  The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London! [kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]  Christopher Robin : There's no opening! Winnie the Pooh : I suppose it's where it needs to be. Christopher Robin : That's a silly explanation. Winnie the Pooh : Why, thank you.

Christopher Robin : I wonder which way. Winnie The Pooh : I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been. Christopher Robin : Do you? Winnie The Pooh : That's the way I do it.

[from trailer]  Christopher Robin : What to do, what to do, what to do? Winnie The Pooh : What to do, indeed. Christopher Robin : Pooh? Winnie The Pooh : Christopher Robin!

[from trailer]  Christopher Robin : I've cracked. Winnie The Pooh : Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.