Constable Clark or Clarky as he is known to one and all ... somehow he's managed to combine being a gendarme and a decent cheeky chirpy cockney chap seamlessly endearing himself to all who know him.In fact he has a few odes written about him ...ode to clarkythis chirpy cockney london cop / is such a cheeky chappy / and even though his wifes a maid / i bet she makes him happyhes holmes badast copper pal / this leopards got his spots on / he ll kick in doors with old lestrade / and also doctor watsonode to clarky IIyes holmeses bad-ast copper pal / whose loyalty is ardent / lets hope that they dont kill him off / before he makes a sergeanthes signed on for the follow-up / hes played by william houst-on / no poison should he swallow up / no bullet with his name onclarkys got a wife and kids / to feed and house and prosper / a chambermaid dont make much dough / - just kidding bout the wife sir !