Julian : Where did you guys hand those flyers out at? Cory : Shit dude, we sent them to this new bar, The Empty Closet. Julian : The Empty Closet... Huh, why am I not surprised?

Cory : J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Ricky : Knock knock. Cory : What? Ricky : Knock knock. Cory : Who's there? Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.

Ricky : [about their illegal gas station]  Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys? Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme? Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.

Julian : Where did you guys hand those flyers out at? Cory : Shit dude, we sent them to this new bar, The Empty Closet. Julian : The Empty Closet... Huh, why am I not surprised?

Cory : J-Roc raps about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy's not from Compton. He's a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom's trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches.

Ricky : Knock knock. Cory : What? Ricky : Knock knock. Cory : Who's there? Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.

Ricky : [about their illegal gas station]  Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys? Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme? Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.