THE NUMBER OF SUBSCRIBERS IS LIMITED!
Get Your Premium Subscription ASAP! Places occupied: 4944 of 5000
All
All
Movies
TV Shows
Anime
Celebrities
Characters
Dear friend, you are using demo version of the Movies Hub!
Notifications
Account Settings
Deputy Raineesha Williams, T.T.
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind y...
Show more
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind yourself you're alive?
Show less
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are th...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangle : Colored People Time, everyone knows what that means. Deputy Williams : What? Lt. Jim Dangle : I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to say. I thought you've heard of that before. It's easy to say and it just, it just came out - CPT. Deputy S. Jones : Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being colored and for being a person and for being on my time. Deputy Travis Junior : Apology accepted, Jones.
Show less
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there's a convention. Deputy Clementine Johnson , Deputy Williams : [while pouring tequila down a guy's throat] Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yiiiiiiii!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangle : Not really. Kenny Rogers : Oh God, oh God. Deputy James Garcia : [waking up in the office] Whoa! Deputy S. Jones : Were you having that gayass Kenny Rogers dream again? Deputy James Garcia : What Kenny Rogers dream? Deputy Williams : The one you have all the time! Deputy James Garcia : I don't dream about Kenny Rogers... I don't know what the hell you're... Deputy S. Jones : [gently] Jimmy... get some help.
Show less
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James G...
Show more
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James Garcia : That is not funny! That is not funny! You son of a bitch, Goddammit! Deputy Williams : I cannot believe that you did this! Deputy Clementine Johnson : Shh, Wiegel's coming, Wiegel's coming! Deputy James Garcia : [pause] Let's do it again!
Show less
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reve...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door] The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away] Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest] Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!
Show less
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. ...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Hand over the tape. [the cameraman runs away] Deputy Williams : Give us that tape! Deputy Clementine Johnson : I will cut you!
Show less
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a probl...
Show more
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too. Deputy Clementine Johnson : [in the locker room] I had a saying before I came to work here that feminism is bullshit. But I feel a sisterhood with these special, special people. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Officer Johnson... is a whore.
Show less
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind y...
Show more
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind yourself you're alive?
Show less
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are th...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangle : Colored People Time, everyone knows what that means. Deputy Williams : What? Lt. Jim Dangle : I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to say. I thought you've heard of that before. It's easy to say and it just, it just came out - CPT. Deputy S. Jones : Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being colored and for being a person and for being on my time. Deputy Travis Junior : Apology accepted, Jones.
Show less
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there's a convention. Deputy Clementine Johnson , Deputy Williams : [while pouring tequila down a guy's throat] Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yiiiiiiii!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangle : Not really. Kenny Rogers : Oh God, oh God. Deputy James Garcia : [waking up in the office] Whoa! Deputy S. Jones : Were you having that gayass Kenny Rogers dream again? Deputy James Garcia : What Kenny Rogers dream? Deputy Williams : The one you have all the time! Deputy James Garcia : I don't dream about Kenny Rogers... I don't know what the hell you're... Deputy S. Jones : [gently] Jimmy... get some help.
Show less
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James G...
Show more
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James Garcia : That is not funny! That is not funny! You son of a bitch, Goddammit! Deputy Williams : I cannot believe that you did this! Deputy Clementine Johnson : Shh, Wiegel's coming, Wiegel's coming! Deputy James Garcia : [pause] Let's do it again!
Show less
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reve...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door] The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away] Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest] Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!
Show less
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. ...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Hand over the tape. [the cameraman runs away] Deputy Williams : Give us that tape! Deputy Clementine Johnson : I will cut you!
Show less
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a probl...
Show more
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too. Deputy Clementine Johnson : [in the locker room] I had a saying before I came to work here that feminism is bullshit. But I feel a sisterhood with these special, special people. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Officer Johnson... is a whore.
Show less
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind y...
Show more
Deputy James Garcia : I cannot believe that we don't have nothin' in common. Deputy James Garcia : Well, believe it because I'm smart and you're not. Deputy Williams : You owe Rainessha an apology. Deputy James Garcia : I hate people who talk about themselves in the third person, you're right here why do you have to talk about yourself like that? To remind yourself you're alive?
Show less
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Deputy Williams : Let him that hath known himself unto thine truth walk therein. Huh. That's in the Bible.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Mike Powers : Officer Williams, would you mind removing your hat please? Deputy Williams : I keep a Kleenex under there because it sticks to my forehead.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are th...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [points to himself and Deputy Williams] Why are we on this side of the table and everyone us else over there? Lt. Jim Dangle : CPT Deputy Travis Junior : CPT Deputy S. Jones : What? Deputy Williams : What? Excuse me? What's CPT? Deputy Travis Junior : CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats. Lt. Jim Dangle : Colored People Time, everyone knows what that means. Deputy Williams : What? Lt. Jim Dangle : I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to say. I thought you've heard of that before. It's easy to say and it just, it just came out - CPT. Deputy S. Jones : Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being colored and for being a person and for being on my time. Deputy Travis Junior : Apology accepted, Jones.
Show less
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Williams : I am planning a bachlorette party for you. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Strippers. Deputy Williams : You have a preference? Black, white? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I like them all. I like black, I like white... I like black. Just don't get me any Pacific Islanders. I don't "get" them.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : You caught me. I work in a rat fuck. So I don't care. Go blab it all over the whole fucking station. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Why do you do this? Deputy Clementine Johnson : Because I need the money. Deputy Williams : How much do you pull in a night? Deputy Clementine Johnson : I walk away with about $300 a night, $500 if there's a convention. Deputy Clementine Johnson , Deputy Williams : [while pouring tequila down a guy's throat] Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yiiiiiiii!
Show less
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangl...
Show more
Deputy S. Jones : [everyone other than Jones appears to be dead in a shootout] Guys... guys? Kenny Rogers : [waking up in his bed] Oh! Oh God! Lt. Jim Dangle : [waking up next to Rogers] Whoa! Are you Kenny Rogers? Kenny Rogers : Yeah. Lt. Jim Dangle : Are you dreaming this or am I dreaming this? Kenny Rogers : [slaps Dangle] Did that hurt? Lt. Jim Dangle : Not really. Kenny Rogers : Oh God, oh God. Deputy James Garcia : [waking up in the office] Whoa! Deputy S. Jones : Were you having that gayass Kenny Rogers dream again? Deputy James Garcia : What Kenny Rogers dream? Deputy Williams : The one you have all the time! Deputy James Garcia : I don't dream about Kenny Rogers... I don't know what the hell you're... Deputy S. Jones : [gently] Jimmy... get some help.
Show less
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James G...
Show more
[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him] Deputy James Garcia : Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man. [Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger] Deputy James Garcia : That is not funny! That is not funny! You son of a bitch, Goddammit! Deputy Williams : I cannot believe that you did this! Deputy Clementine Johnson : Shh, Wiegel's coming, Wiegel's coming! Deputy James Garcia : [pause] Let's do it again!
Show less
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
[repeated line] Deputy Williams : White people are crazy.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reve...
Show more
Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago] You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves] Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door] The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away] Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest] Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!
Show less
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. ...
Show more
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed! Deputy Williams : We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us. Deputy Clementine Johnson : He took it out. Deputy Williams : He tried to... [looks at the camera] Deputy Williams : Give us the tape. Deputy Clementine Johnson : Hand over the tape. [the cameraman runs away] Deputy Williams : Give us that tape! Deputy Clementine Johnson : I will cut you!
Show less
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a probl...
Show more
Deputy Williams : [in the locker room] The women on the force, have to get alone. I mean, we're the minorities. We got to stick together, sisterhood, girl power, all that jazz. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Rainesha Williams... is a loudmouth, backstabbing... Jew. I wanna say Jew, but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too. Deputy Clementine Johnson : [in the locker room] I had a saying before I came to work here that feminism is bullshit. But I feel a sisterhood with these special, special people. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : [to the camera] Officer Johnson... is a whore.
Show less
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : [Williams is telling the DA who has been using the n word] Dangle, Junior, Wiegel... even Garcia. And you know who surprised me the most? Dangle! I mean, he a fag! And he calling everybody a nigger!
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy Williams : A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
Deputy Raineesha Williams, T.T.
Close
