[Flint shatters a billiard ball with a hand-held sonic device]  Lloyd C. Cramden : It's extraordinary! Flint : [Scoffs]  It's a toy. However, we *are* making such scientific strides that [grabs book from shelf and hands it to Cramden]  Flint : this last year's book is already out of date Lloyd C. Cramden : How *do* you find time to read? Flint : No no, I wrote that...

Natasha, the Ballerina : Derek, darling. Your American music is so decadent. Flint : Yeah. Natasha, the Ballerina : But it's so exciting. Flint : Well, that's where it's at, honey.

[Flint prepares to board the plane to go to the desert]  Flint : Empty all the ashtrays? Bill Lear : Nah, I got you a new plane. Flint : Ah, beautiful! Let's go.

[On hearing that the president has been replaced by an impostor.]  Flint : An actor? As president?

Lisa Norton : You're quite accustomed to being admired by women, aren't you? All those, uh, ridiculous, uh... Flint : Sighs? Yes, you're quite right. They are ridiculous. I must say it's refreshing to be with a beautiful woman who's above that sort of thing. Lisa Norton : Why I never said I was above that sort of thing. What I meant was... Flint : Yes? Lisa Norton : You really are good at it Mr. Flint. [Flint laughs]  Lisa Norton : Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you so irresistible to women? Flint : It's very simple. I don't compete with them. [Flint takes Lisa's face and kisses her]  Flint : Now that ends the suspense. Lisa Norton : You're quite right. I was curious. Well, now you've had the tour and so have I.

Lloyd C. Cramden : Flint, How do you find time to read all these books? Flint : No, no, no, sir, I wrote those.