George W. Bush : So we gonna do this thing, or what? I mean, is this happening? Dick Cheney : I believe... we can make this work. George W. Bush : Hehehe! [claps]  George W. Bush : Hot damn!

[Cheney falls to the ground and clutches his chest, his colleague asks if he needs help]  Dick Cheney : I'm having a heart attack, you idiot.

[from trailer]  George W. Bush : Whaddaya say?... I want you to be my VP. I want you, you're ma vice. Dick Cheney : Well, George, I, uh... I'm a CEO... of a large company. And I have been Secretary of Defense... and I have been White House Chief of Staff. The Vice Presidency is a mostly symbolic job. George W. Bush : Uh-huh. Dick Cheney : However, if we came to a, uh... different... understanding... I can handle the more mundane... jobs. Overseeing bureaucracy... military... energy... and, uh... foreign policy. [pause]  George W. Bush : Yeah, right! I like that!