Daytime soap opera producer who returns home early to find his wife Bonnie cheating on him with a pool cleaner named Ollie. He brandishes a gun to shoot Ollie, but his wife stabs him in the behind with his own pointy Tv Lifetime Achievement Award trophy. Ollie and Bonnie drive off in Donovan's Jag while Donovan shoots at them from the balcony, then takes pictures of his wounded behind as proof that his wife attacked him first.