Ericka : [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]  Dracula : [slightly panicking]  Must have been garlic in the guacamole! Ericka : [smiling]  Is that deadly for you? Dracula : [passes gas; snickers]  Was that you?

Dracula : [says random nonsense words]  Ericka : There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.

Van Helsing : I will hunt you for all eternity! [crashes]  Van Helsing : I swear I will never rest until I destroy you! [crashes again]  Van Helsing : And... ! [falls]  Van Helsing : Every! [gets hit]  Van Helsing : Other! [gets trapped]  Van Helsing : Monster! [gets hit again]  Van Helsing : If it's the last thing! [gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]  Van Helsing : I! [gets punched in the face]  Van Helsing : Ever! [gets hit by a rock]  Van Helsing : DO! [falls off a cliff]  Dracula : Boy, that guy is annoying!

Dracula : [Blobby is seasick and changing colors]  Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke! Blobby : [pukes, which turns into a miniature baby version of Blobby]  Blobby Baby : [hugs Blobby]  Papa! Dracula , Vlad , Griffin , Murray , Eunice , Frank : Awww!

Phone Voice : What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness? Dracula : I'm looking for a date. Phone Voice : The date is Friday, July 13th. Dracula : No, no. I want to meet someone. Phone Voice : Understood, you want to eat dim sum! Dracula : Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely. Phone Voice : I understand. [Dracula becomes enthusiastic]  Phone Voice : You want bologna! Dracula : Ugh!

[Blobby the blob is sea sick]  Dracula : Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!

Frank : Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise. Dracula : It's not the Love Boat, Frank.