Howard Goodall : The Quite Interesting thing about Bees is that they all died out in the First World War, they caught a bad cold, and we imported loads of Mexican Bees to keep the pollination going. So when they tell you that they're all native bees, they're not, actually. Alan Davies : Do the British National Party know about this? Howard Goodall : What, you mean the BEE NP? Alan Davies : The BEE NP, yes.

Stephen Fry : [holding his clenched left fist out in front of him]  If I've got a moth ball in this hand and a moth ball in that hand, [bringing out his right fist]  Stephen Fry : What have I got? Alan Davies : Two moth balls? Stephen Fry : A rather excited moth. Alan Davies : Sorry, I thought you were literally asking.

Alan Davies : [after his buzzer is a sexy woman's voice saying "Ahoy, hello sailor"]  Hang on, hang on, who was that? [pushes buzzer again]  Alan Davies : Hells bells.