Jackie Chiles is a fictional character on the television sitcom Seinfeld. An obvious parody of famed defense attorney Johnnie Cochran, Chiles uses superfluous language and often describes things with a series of three adjectives ( outrageous, egregious, preposterous. ) Jackie represented Cosmo Kramer in his lawsuits against a coffee shop, Sue Ellen Mischke, and the tobacco company, a debacle which Chiles dubbed the most public yet of my many humiliations . He also represented Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer when they were arrested for violating the Good Samaritan Law .Chiles is played by Phil Morris.