Expectant Father : Are you a taxi? Charlie Hawkins : No. [pointing at the vehicle]  Charlie Hawkins : *This* is a taxi. [pointing at himself]  Charlie Hawkins : *I'm* a driver. [pointing at Pintpot]  Charlie Hawkins : *He's* a learner. [pointing at the expectant father]  Charlie Hawkins : And *you're* a twit. Now get out of the way, I'm in a hurry. Expectant Father : No, no, you must help me. It's my wife - she's going to have a baby. Charlie Hawkins : And if I don't get home by seven, mine's gonna have a fit.