Jordan Catalano can't read. He's always leaning, putting Visine in his eyes, and running his hands through his hair. Meet him under the bleachers for a cigarette or at Tino's before the Buffalo Tom concert. If you're lucky, he'll pressure you into sleeping with him in Red , his beloved car. His band, the Frozen Embryos never took off. He showed tremendous potential, though, in his cover of I Wanna Be Sedated .