Mike : Where've you been, kiddo? We've been waiting on you to open presents. Cody : Uh... yesterday was... Caroline : The dinner went well. A ton of people showed up, but Mike and Georgia saved the day. Mike : Yeah, we did. Georgia : It was fun. It was like Christmas in the movies. Josh : Yeah, while you were geeking out on comics, little bro. Cody : Yeah... guess you could say that

Peter : Now, this thing is powerful, but it is not invincible. You boys said you hurt it with exploding ornaments? Cody : That's right. Josh : Yeah. Peter : Well, if it can be hurt... it can be killed. I'm thinking we build something like this. And this could cost a massive amount of potential energy. Josh : Like pitching a baseball. Peter : Exactly. Josh : Let's give this shark something real to chew on. Cody : Like a Christmas turkey... rigged to explode? Caroline : Don't even think about touching those turkeys. It's the only thing we have left of Christmas. Cody : Mom, we don't have a choice.

Caroline : I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. That thing is a monster. Cody : No. I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I wished that thing into existence. I don't know, I was just angry. Peter : What are you talking about, son? Cody : I drew her and she came to life and now she's hunting everyone in our family down. Peter : No, this is not your fault. All right. Hey, this is classic global-warming. Non-indigenous species species roaming into unfamiliar territories. It happens all... Cody : You are not listening to me! That is not a shark, that is Santa Jaws! It's Santa Jaws. Josh : Just listen to him. Caroline : What we need to do is to get inland and contact the authorities. Cody : [shows the comic of Santa Jaws]  What does this look like to you? Look a little familiar? I know her! I made her! That is her! And you could either help me, or I can do this myself!