Skier in Cast : [to Kevin ]  Hey whats happening? Kevin : Hey dude you're not happening. What happened to your legs man? Skier in Cast : China bowl Kevin : I didn't know they bowled in China Kevin , Skier in Cast : AHHH! HA HA! [both high five ]  Kevin : Right on dude. Now how did ya really break'em? Skier in Cast : At Vail man, we're going there next season Kevin : Dude I'm there, righteous man party till you drop Skier in Cast : Cool dude Kevin : Later bag!

Mike : What brings you to the wiener business? Kevin : Well, I'd like to sell a product I'm familiar with, and I know my wiener.

Kevin : [after zapping Amanda's pants off]  Boy, I love a full moon, don't you? Wayne : [holding Amanda]  The least you can do is put on some underwear. Amanda : [to Wayne]  I don't have any. You ate them all! Kevin : And boy, were they good!