Mac McKing : Wow! What's that? Up there that speck. Saul : [Finger signs to Saul]  It's not a UFO, meathead. [Looks at the speck]  Saul : Wait - Is it? Hayley Goodfairer : It looks exactly like - Johnny, please. Please! Tell me you didn't send up my dad's rocket! Johnnie Smalls : It was an accident. I swear!

[Johnnie just lifted the lantern up to show the skull]  Mac McKing : Do you know what that looks like? Jenny : We see it, Mac, now shut up! [Goliath growls and there's a bunch of noise]  Mac McKing : Did you guys hear that? Penny : [Penny and Jenny grab each other]  We heard it, Mac, now hut up!

Mac McKing : If they were boys, we could beat 'em up. David Durango : Well they ain't and we can't.

Mac McKing : You're a fart-sniffing, road-apple-chewing, scab-licking female dog! Singleton : Well, you... Mac McKing : I ain't done yet! You're ugly, your mama dresses you funny, you stink like toe fungus and you ride the short school bus!