Three hundred pound atheistic Jewish New Yorker who has Aspergers Syndrome and an addiction to chocolate hot-dogs, The New York Lottery and National Geographics. Has eight tracksuits the same colour and is as tall as a six foot tree. Wants a friend who isnt invisible, a pet, or a rubber figurine. Once worked in a condom factory but has never used one. Believes God is just a figment of his imagination.