Maxwell Wizard Wallace was born a crack baby in a dumpster and was later that day sold for a urine stained kilt to William Wallace. William would beat Maxwell on a daily basis to keep his fighting skills sharp. This in turn led to Maxwell's love for music as he would make musical riffs out of the sound of the war hammer beating upon his back. Years later, Maxwell settled down with derelict children in a condemned run down theater. It was around then Maxwell met musical prodigy Evan August Rush Taylor. At first Maxwell seemed like a nice guy to August, but eventually (and thankfully), Evan would realize that Wizard was attempting to use him for obvious monetary gain. Maxwell currently excretes himself to sleep knowing that he alienated the one person who could pull his life out of the water closet.