Mike Hannigan is a nice boy from a good family, whose neat life changes dramatically when Cupid's arrow cruelly makes him fall in true love with crazy Phoebe. From then on his practically hopeless goal in life is to be the voice of reason in a relationship with a girl whose reality is barely parallel to everyone else's, yet love conquers all, their bumpy road together ends at the altar- well, a snowed-down street with Joey as minister, but still a legal wedding.He is occasionally known as Crap Bag.