The cuckolded wife of Mr. H, one of Joe's numerous lovers. Mrs. H arrives one evening at Joe's apartment after Mr. H abandons his family for Joe, who only told the gullible husband she would be with him if he left his family to get him out of her apartment, with her children in tow. Over the course of the evening, Mrs. H makes a spectacle of herself as she parades the children around the apartment to inspire guilt in Mr. H and Joe, who feels nothing regarding the entire situation, and manages to make things even more awkward when Joe's next appointment, A, drops by and Mrs. H strikes up a conversation with him before viciously attacking Joe verbally and leaving the apartment in a wreck.Not much is known about Mrs. H, other than her relationship with Mr. H lasted twenty years before he discovered Joe.