David : The last thing I want right now is a kiss from a silly little girl. [He kicks Elizabeth's left shin]  Nosebleed Woman : Come on, move away. David : Don't cry Elizabeth, you should thank me. Now you'll have a limp and be more like your father.

Hotel Manager : We wish you every success and we hope, you will return to the city as a couple. The Limping Man : I'm very happy. Nosebleed Woman : Me, too. Hotel Manager : Congratulations The course of your relationship will be monitored closely.by our staff and by me personally. If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing, that you cannot resolve yourselves, you will be assigned children. That usually helps, a lot.

Nosebleed Woman : I'm sorry, I've got blood on your shirt. But don't worry, there are many ways to remove bloodstains from clothing. One way is to rinse the clothes with cold water then rub with sea salt. Another way is to scrub the stains with cotton wool dipped in ammonia. The third way is to mix flour and water into a paste, like toothpaste, especially if the clothes are delicate or brightly coloured. But just never use warm water on blood, ever.