Peter Cassius Icabod : [Icabod steps into the elevator with John]  ... Hello, John. John Tavner : Hey. Peter Cassius Icabod : [confused]  ... John, why did you ask if my last name, Icabod, was a nickname? John Tavner : I didn't. Peter Cassius Icabod : Yes you did, John. You mentioned it. You said, quote, "hey, what's your last name, Peter, anyway?". I said, "Icabod", you said, "I thought that was a nickname". Why did you think that? John Tavner : [awkwardly]  Just... no reason... Peter Cassius Icabod : [annoyed]  Is it because I look like I live in an enchanted forest in a grim fairy-tale, wearing a cloak or some-such? [ironically he is wearing a long black hooded raincoat because of the weather]  John Tavner : ...No... er, yeah, I guess... [realizing that he was rude to him]  John Tavner : but honestly Peter, not in a bad way.

Detective Agathe Albans : What else are you afraid of? Peter Cassius Icabod : Hotel bedding... and insects... Detective Agathe Albans : Is that all? Peter Cassius Icabod : [glancing over to make sure his colleagues aren't paying attention]  ... The new employee.

John Tavner : Why do they call you Icabod, I mean what's your real name? Peter Cassius Icabod : That IS my real name... John Tavner : I thought that was a joke.

John Tavner : Excuse me? Peter Cassius Icabod : I know things about you, John... you're a LIAR... and you shouldn't take me for granted. I might get... chirpy... and that would be a costly tattle.

[repeated line]  Peter Cassius Icabod : I've decided upon my demands, John...

Detective Agathe Albans : You made a call that night to a Mrs. Beth Icabod. This your wife? Peter Cassius Icabod : [stuttering with anxiety]  ... Yes... Detective Agathe Albans : [raising a quizzical eyebrow]  I thought women made your nervous. Peter Cassius Icabod : That... that includes my wife, yes...

Mr. Leslie Claret : [Leslie is in the parking lot, spying on John and trying to catch him parking in the wrong space again]  Icabod! Peter Cassius Icabod : What? Mr. Leslie Claret : Do you wanna see something cool? Peter Cassius Icabod : Sure, I want to see something cool. Mr. Leslie Claret : See that parking space over there? If he parks there again today, I'm gonna fire him. Peter Cassius Icabod : [incredulous]  That's cool... Mr. Leslie Claret : [grinning]  Ah, I'm really jacked about this... Peter Cassius Icabod : You're harsh. Mr. Leslie Claret : Well it's not just the parking! His Luxembourg numbers are all screwed up! I had to get that nice little Asian kid in here to do the math on his piping.

Peter Cassius Icabod : I'm sorry, I... I'm a little... nervous. Women make me nervous... Detective Agathe Albans : Ever since...? Peter Cassius Icabod : ...Ever since I was alive...