Reginald didn't have a job The weather was changing, he looked like a slob.But then one cold, dark winter dayCame along an opportunity.So he followed the addressto get his free mealOn the surface it looked like a helluva deal.But when he took his first bite, they put the helmet on tightAnd he heard the hum of a hundred-million watt laserReginald: It was scary y'allReginald, and he used to be nothingNow he's a koala and he's cute as a buttonReginald, and he used to be nothingNow he's a koala and he's cute as a buttonNow he's a koala and he's cute as a buttonSource: http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Reginald_the_Koala