Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!

Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago]  You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door]  The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away]  Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest]  Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!

Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!

Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago]  You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door]  The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away]  Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest]  Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!

Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost. Deputy Williams : He is evil. Reverend Gigg LeCarp : We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil. Deputy Clementine Johnson : And he's a loser! Reverend Gigg LeCarp : You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia? Deputy Trudy Wiegel : He's a Mexican!

Reverend Gigg LeCarp : [the gang are all in a cell, and Rev LeCarp is yelling at Garcia for beating him 10 years ago]  You motherfucker! You cocksucker! You kicked the shit out of me! [Points to his false teeth]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Look at these teeth! Look at it! Aw, fuck you! Fucking rot in hell, cocksucker! [He goes out of the cell and locks it]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : What are you gonna do now, Garica, huh? [Leaves]  Reverend Gigg LeCarp : Payback's a bitch! You kicked the shit out of me! Lt. Jim Dangle : [Trying to open the door]  The door's locked. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : We're probably in a, in a commercial break. Deputy Travis Junior : He's flipping us the bird outside right now. [LeCarp does flip everyone off as he runs away]  Lt. Jim Dangle : When's the new jailer getting here? Deputy Travis Junior : Tuesday. Three day weekend. Lt. Jim Dangle : Aw... we had to do this on a Friday. Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I got even worse news for everyone, I have to take a Number Two. [Everyone yells in protest]  Deputy Williams : You gonna hold it in like the rest of us! Lt. Jim Dangle : Number One's only! Number One's only!