Commandant Burger : [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal]  Nein, nein, nein! Sgt. Nocker : Well one should be enough!

[Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]  Sgt. Nocker : Salt Tablets, The Pill... The Pill? What do you suppose they use that for? Commandant Burger : I cannot conceive!

Commandant Burger : Are you taking Le Pice? Sgt. Nocker : Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.

Simpson : You mean all these ladies are the Sheikh's wives? Sgt. Nocker : Yes. What's so terrible about that? Simpson : Think, all those mothers in law!

Sgt. Nocker : Ah, Egypt. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies. Bertram Oliphant West : You mean pharaohs. Sgt. Nocker : I know what I mean.

Sgt. Nocker : Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils? Corktip : You mean seven veils. Sgt. Nocker : Why bother with preliminaries?