Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney... Sydney Cooke : I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.

Sydney Cooke : [pacing in front of three bank robbers who are sitting on the curb, hands cuffed behind their backs]  You are under arrest for robbery, assault on a peace officer and for making me miss the rodeo!

[Sydney and Gage prepare to make dinner]  Francis Gage : So who's cooking and who's cleaning? Sydney Cooke : Can you cook? Francis Gage : Are you kidding? I'm a bachelor. Of course I can cook! Sydney Cooke : Okay, so what can you cook? Francis Gage : French toast. Sydney Cooke : French toast? Is that all? Francis Gage : Cinnamon toast. Sydney Cooke : Cinnamon toast. Francis Gage : Raisin toast. (pause) Rye toast. Sydney Cooke : (stares blankly) Francis Gage : You cook. I'll clean.

Ranger Cordell Walker : [Alex is pregnant]  Hey, Honey, how are you feeling? A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom]  Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last? Sydney Cooke : How should I know? Ranger Cordell Walker : All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men! Sydney Cooke : Men are such wimps! [walks off to go find Alex]  Ranger Cordell Walker , Ranger Jimmy Trivette , Francis Gage : [agreeing]  Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure.

Sydney Cooke : [calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar]  Careful boys. Little girl with a gun. Francis Gage : [undercover]  I got another gun you can play with. Sydney Cooke : Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber.

Sydney Cooke : [Sydney is chasing gangsters. They try to jump a fence to get away from her]  Don't MAKE me climb that fence!

Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, Gage, you're going undercover at the bar. Gage, you're going to be a bartender. Sydney... Sydney Cooke : I know, I know. Cocktail waitress.

Sydney Cooke : [pacing in front of three bank robbers who are sitting on the curb, hands cuffed behind their backs]  You are under arrest for robbery, assault on a peace officer and for making me miss the rodeo!

[Sydney and Gage prepare to make dinner]  Francis Gage : So who's cooking and who's cleaning? Sydney Cooke : Can you cook? Francis Gage : Are you kidding? I'm a bachelor. Of course I can cook! Sydney Cooke : Okay, so what can you cook? Francis Gage : French toast. Sydney Cooke : French toast? Is that all? Francis Gage : Cinnamon toast. Sydney Cooke : Cinnamon toast. Francis Gage : Raisin toast. (pause) Rye toast. Sydney Cooke : (stares blankly) Francis Gage : You cook. I'll clean.

Ranger Cordell Walker : [Alex is pregnant]  Hey, Honey, how are you feeling? A.D.A. Alex Cahill : [Alex covers her mouth with her hand and runs to the bathroom]  Ranger Cordell Walker : Sydney, how long is this morning sickness suppose to last? Sydney Cooke : How should I know? Ranger Cordell Walker : All I know is, I'm glad women have to go through this and not men! Sydney Cooke : Men are such wimps! [walks off to go find Alex]  Ranger Cordell Walker , Ranger Jimmy Trivette , Francis Gage : [agreeing]  Well... Yep. Yeah. Sure.

Sydney Cooke : [calming down the rowdy patrons of a bar]  Careful boys. Little girl with a gun. Francis Gage : [undercover]  I got another gun you can play with. Sydney Cooke : Sorry, but I prefer something in a bigger caliber.

Sydney Cooke : [Sydney is chasing gangsters. They try to jump a fence to get away from her]  Don't MAKE me climb that fence!