Tanya : Oooh, this is nice! It don't smell like roaches in here or nothing. [admiring the carpet on the floor]  Tanya : How do you get sparkles in the back of an animal? What is this, a Care Bear?

Tanya : [banging on the front door]  Mama, it's Tanya. Lola : Who? Tanya : It's Tanya. Lola : [speaking foreign]  Oh, no. Tanya no here. Tanya : Mama, I know it's you! [her mother opens the window]  Lola : This connection is so rickety. Hello? Tanya : What? Mama, you're in the window. Lola : I'm sorry, what? Tanya : We're not on my cellphone, mama. Lola : [closing the window]  I can't hear you, baby. I can't hear you. oh, my... Tanya : What? Mama. Mom. Mama!

Frank : So the dude ain't real? Tanya : No, the dude ain't real. He could be anybody.

Tanya : [to Danica]  If a man looks too good to be true, he is. You're being catfished.

Tanya : [at work]  How can I help you? [the guy just looks up at the menu]  Tanya : You've been standing in line all this time and you don't know what you want? Okay, you could just stand right there and think about it.