Les Kalkon is Lionel's greedy, balding, barbaric, selfish, concupiscent, corpulent uncle. He tries to weasel Lionel into giving him his recently deceased sister's estate. What he doesn't know, is that his sister is actually a zombie, and when he happens upon her drugged body, along with a few others she turned, Les blackmails Lionel into forking over his Mother's estate. Les immediatley throws a house party and invites dozens of his friends around town, but the zombies escape, and Les has to defend himself. Les kills dozens of zombies in a psychotic frenzy, but he eventually gets his painful comeuppance at the hands of his undead sister.