[from trailer, talking about Deadpool 2]  Deadpool : It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.* Weasel : Fuck it. They probably won't even make a 3. Deadpool : Yeah, why would they? Stop at 2, ya killed it! [they both laugh] 

Deadpool : We are X-Force! Domino : Isn't that derivative?

Deadpool : And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. Dopinder : Wow! Domino : I really should have stayed in college...

Deadpool : Saving the world is messy. If you want to get in the fight, sometimes you have to get dirty.

Cable : Time's up, you dumb fuck. Deadpool : Well, that's just lazy writing.

[from trailer]  Cable : I was born into war, bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What's the most pain you've ever felt? Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Deadpool : [halts trailer]  Wait, no, STOP! What in the actual ass? Dale! Why, why are the visual effects not done? It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache! Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself...

[from trailer]  Deadpool : So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.