Retired, sarcastic and grumpy as hell. Walter is the creation of ventriliquist Jeff Dunham. He has been married to his wife for 48 years. He doesn't give a damn about anyone. And often tells the audience members to shut the hell up . His arms are always crossed in discontent and his face bears an eternal frown on it. He is a Vietnam veteran, but he aspires to be a greeter at Wal-Mart, and claims that opening line would be; Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out! Have a nice day. Walter is one of Dunham's oldest puppets.