Nick Miller : [doing an exercise at the Indian convention]  Jess, you liked kissing me. It's fine to say that. Jess : No, I didn't. Nick Miller : I'm not on my knee asking you to marry me; it was a nice kiss. Jess : You were like a dog and my mouth was like a bowl full of dog... milk! Nick Miller : It was like a damn fairytale, that kiss! It was the kiss of your life! Jess : Are you serious, Nick? Nick Miller : And you have to take a little responsibility, tarting around in that little soft pink robe, not expecting to get kissed. Jess : Tarting around? Nick Miller : I'm a man, Jessica! Pink robes are my catnip. Anu : And we have a winning couple! Jess , Nick Miller : We are not a couple!