Jess : Nick kissed me! Cece : What! Jess : I've got to tell Sam. I can't tell Sam! I didn't even do anything wrong! Nick kissed *me*; I didn't even kiss him back! Okay, fine! I kissed him back! Is that what you want me to say? Cece : I literally haven't said a word for, like, over an hour. Jess : And now he won't even talk to me! 'Cause I saw him this morning and he just panicked moon-walked away from me. Cece : He what? Jess : He does that sometimes. And then... Ha! Nick just... He just... He just... Cece : Kisses you. Jess : Stupid Nick Miller! Cece : How was it? Was it...? Jess : I was like Scarlett O'Hara in my freaking curtain dress. Cece : Yeah, but *how* did he do it? Jess : He just, like, grabbed me. And he just took me. I mean, he was a man and I was a woman. It was firm, but tender. Cece : Damn. Jess : Yeah I saw through space and time for a minute but that's not the point!