Helen Parr : [leaves on her motorcycle; to Bob]  Bye, sweetie. Bob Parr : I'll watch the kids, no problem.

[from trailer]  Lucius Best : [Jack-Jack disappears from the room]  WHAT THE? Bob Parr : [waves cookie in the air for Jack-Jack]  Num num, cookie! Lucius Best : Oh my gosh! Bob Parr : Cookie! Lucius Best : [Jack-Jack appears and eats the cookie]  Whoa, K! That... is freaky.

Winston Deavor : It's time to make some wrong things right! Help me bring supers back into the sunlight. We need to change people's perceptions about superheroes, and Elastigirl is our best play. Bob Parr : Better than... me? [Elastigirl clears her throat and gives Mr. Incredible a glare] 

[from trailer]  Bob Parr : [to the Underminer]  We meet agai... [gets sucked into the Underminer's vacuum] 

Helen Parr : [to Violet and Dash as the Underminer attacks the city]  Watch after Jack-Jack! Violet Parr : But I thought we were gonna go and... Bob Parr : You heard your mother! [to Helen]  Bob Parr : Trampoline me! [jumps off of the stretched-out Helen] 

Violet Parr : [the Parr family sits down at the dinner table; Dash reaches for food]  Did you wash your hands? [Dash uses his superhuman speed to run and wash his hands]  Violet Parr : With soap? [Dash runs back and uses soap]  Violet Parr : Did you dry them? [Dash shakes his hands off and reaches for the food, eating it]  Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [Helen puts his Chinese food in front of him; he looks in it]  What? Is this ALL vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables? Helen Parr : I did. [puts the food on his plate]  Violet Parr : So, are we going to talk about it? Bob Parr : What? Violet Parr : The elephant in the room. Bob Parr : What elephant? Violet Parr : Mom's new job.

Helen Parr : [at the dinner table]  Superheroes are illegal. Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : We wanna fight bad guys! Jack-Jack Parr : [throws his fists around]  I wanawai bad guy! Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : It defines who I am. Bob Parr : We're not saying you have - what? Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : Someone on TV said it.

Bob Parr : [Helen calls Bob on the phone]  Hello? Helen Parr : Hey, honey. How are the kids? Bob Parr : [lying]  Everything's great. Helen Parr : And Jack-Jack? Bob Parr : [lying]  He's in excellent health.

Bob Parr : [to Lucius over the phone]  Suit up. It might get weird. Lucius Best : I'll be there ASAP. [goes to get his super suit]  Honey : Where you goin' ASAP? You better be back ASAP!

Bob Parr : [Jack-Jack rages in Edna's room]  Combustion imminent? What does that mean? [Jack-Jack explodes and becomes surrounded by fire]  Edna Mode : It means fire, Robert.

Bob Parr : [reading to Jack-Jack; starts to fall asleep]  Over Dusseldorf, Doozles are dozing... [falls asleep, but Jack-Jack wakes him up]  Bob Parr : Close it!

Lucius Best : [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob]  Looks normal to me. When did this start happening? Bob Parr : Since Helen got the job. Lucius Best : I assume she knows. Bob Parr : Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work! Jack-Jack Parr : [sees Helen on the TV]  Mama! Helen Parr : [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]  Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! Jack-Jack Parr : Mama! [points at the TV]  Bob Parr : [turns off the TV with the remote]  I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed! Lucius Best : I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept? Bob Parr : Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled. Lucius Best : So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right? [sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]  Lucius Best : WHAT THE - ? Bob Parr : Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie? [Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]  Bob Parr : Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie! Lucius Best : You're not... ? Bob Parr : Cookie! Lucius Best : Oh my gosh! Bob Parr : Cookie! [Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]  Lucius Best : Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from... Bob Parr : ...from the other dimension. Lucius Best : That is freaky.

Bob Parr : [tired and worn out; to Lucius; about Helen]  I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed! Lucius Best : I get it, Bob! [Jack-Jack disappears into thin air with lightning]  Lucius Best : WHAT THE? [Jack-Jack appears again]  Lucius Best : That is freaky. Bob Parr : [gives Jack-Jack a cookie]  But I can't keep giving him cookies! Lucius Best : [Jack-Jack transforms into a red goblin-like monsters and lunges at Bob]  Whoa! He's freaky! Bob Parr : [Jack-Jack starts biting Bob]  No biting Daddy. Lucius Best : WHAT?

[from trailer]  Bob Parr : You have powers! Yeah, baby!

[from trailer]  Bob Parr : Suit up! It might get weird. Lucius Best : I'll be there, ASAP. Honey : Where are you going ASAP? You better be back ASAP!

Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [as Bob helps him with his math]  That's... not the way you're supposed to do it, Dad. [turns his book around]  Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : They want us to do it this... Bob Parr : I don't KNOW that way, why would they change math? Math is math, math is math! Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [as Bob talks over him]  I think it's okay, Dad...

Helen Parr : [to Bob]  You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it. Bob Parr : You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.