Helen Parr : [to Bob over the phone]  I couldn't have done this if you hadn't taken over so well.

Helen Parr : [leaves on her motorcycle; to Bob]  Bye, sweetie. Bob Parr : I'll watch the kids, no problem.

Helen Parr : [to Violet and Dash as the Underminer attacks the city]  Watch after Jack-Jack! Violet Parr : But I thought we were gonna go and... Bob Parr : You heard your mother! [to Helen]  Bob Parr : Trampoline me! [jumps off of the stretched-out Helen] 

Violet Parr : [the Parr family sits down at the dinner table; Dash reaches for food]  Did you wash your hands? [Dash uses his superhuman speed to run and wash his hands]  Violet Parr : With soap? [Dash runs back and uses soap]  Violet Parr : Did you dry them? [Dash shakes his hands off and reaches for the food, eating it]  Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [Helen puts his Chinese food in front of him; he looks in it]  What? Is this ALL vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables? Helen Parr : I did. [puts the food on his plate]  Violet Parr : So, are we going to talk about it? Bob Parr : What? Violet Parr : The elephant in the room. Bob Parr : What elephant? Violet Parr : Mom's new job.

Helen Parr : [at the dinner table]  Superheroes are illegal. Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : We wanna fight bad guys! Jack-Jack Parr : [throws his fists around]  I wanawai bad guy! Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : It defines who I am. Bob Parr : We're not saying you have - what? Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : Someone on TV said it.

Bob Parr : [Helen calls Bob on the phone]  Hello? Helen Parr : Hey, honey. How are the kids? Bob Parr : [lying]  Everything's great. Helen Parr : And Jack-Jack? Bob Parr : [lying]  He's in excellent health.

Lucius Best : [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob]  Looks normal to me. When did this start happening? Bob Parr : Since Helen got the job. Lucius Best : I assume she knows. Bob Parr : Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work! Jack-Jack Parr : [sees Helen on the TV]  Mama! Helen Parr : [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]  Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! Jack-Jack Parr : Mama! [points at the TV]  Bob Parr : [turns off the TV with the remote]  I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed! Lucius Best : I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept? Bob Parr : Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled. Lucius Best : So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right? [sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension]  Lucius Best : WHAT THE - ? Bob Parr : Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie? [Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension]  Bob Parr : Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie! Lucius Best : You're not... ? Bob Parr : Cookie! Lucius Best : Oh my gosh! Bob Parr : Cookie! [Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him]  Lucius Best : Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from... Bob Parr : ...from the other dimension. Lucius Best : That is freaky.

Helen Parr : [to Bob]  You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it. Bob Parr : You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.