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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me? Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person. Frank Burns : Aside from that. B.J. : Well, there's your pimples. Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one. Hawkeye : Very good, Frank. B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] B.J. : What's Frank up to? Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there? Hawkeye : Well, it's today here. B.J. : It's always today here. Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow? B.J. : Good point. Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces] I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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