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Carl Wheezer, Carl, Gus, Principal Willoughby, Thomas Edison
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil. Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. Carl : A llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama? Jimmy : No. Carl : A baby llama with a hat? Jimmy : No! Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works? Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men. Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher] Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone] Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France! Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up? Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy. Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron! [slaps Jimmy]
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth. [gasps in sudden realization] Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[In Carl's dream] Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming. Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out. [Jimmy kisses Cindy] Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming. [later, out of the dream] Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron! [Cindy slaps Jimmy]
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls. Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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