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Sheen Estevez, Sheen
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old...
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Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking. Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights! [the boys are thrown out of the store]
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[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old...
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Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking. Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights! [the boys are thrown out of the store]
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[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure! Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser. Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error. Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges! [the aliens blast them with laser weapons] Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents? Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight. [Brobot appears] Brobot : Hi, Jimmy! Jimmy : Brobot? Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left? Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary...
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy? Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls. Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course. Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy? Jimmy : Sure, go ahead. Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby! Jimmy : Say it right. Sheen : Lift off. Jimmy : Much better.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly... Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady. Libby : Get a life.
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anythi...
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut! [all gasp] Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one! Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad. Nick : Like me? Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl! [Carl has eaten the rest of the donut] Carl : What? I don't know!
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar] Carl : Sheen. It's the perp! Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch. Carl : Why do you get to watch?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama. Sheen : Wolf. Carl : [alarmed] Where?
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time... Sheen : Got it! Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. [Sheen says nothing] Jimmy : I'm done. Sheen : Got it!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it. [warrior voice] Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about? Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name. Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare. Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable! Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid] Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy. Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid. Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him! Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius. Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance! Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy! Cindy : Good. It can keep him. Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine. Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old...
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Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache. Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him. [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron. Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking. Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights! [the boys are thrown out of the store]
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[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line] Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron! Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini. Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences. Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage. Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours. Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so! Jimmy : Is not! Cindy : Is so Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART? [pause] Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth. Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you! [a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Nick : We have to what? Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That migh...
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick! Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken. [southern accent] Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby. Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare. Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl. Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek. [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom! [Holds nose] Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror. Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry? Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you? Carl : 'Cause.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game] Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit. Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out". Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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