Doctor : [With a very bad Spanish accent]  Ole, señor! Marjoribanks : Oh, hello Binn. Doctor : No, señor. I am the famous Torero from Madrid. Marjoribanks : You look exactly like our medical officer, Dr Binn. Doctor : No, Señor. This afternoon I fight 15 bulls. Marjoribanks : That's an awful lot of bull. Doctor : Well, my father he breeds the famous fighting bulls, you know. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America. Marjoribanks : 50,000 bulls? Doctor : Si, si. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France. Marjoribanks : That's 70,000 bulls. Doctor : Si, si. One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.

Haines : [Haines, having come to sick bay for a sea-sickness cure, refuses to have an injection in his arm]  I can't bear to see the needle going in, you see. Doctor : Well, in that case there's only one other place for it to go. Drop 'em! Haines : I'm not holding them, whatever they are! Marjoribanks : I gather the Doctor means your trousers. Haines : Oh. What!

Doctor : Every time I look at you I hear music. Flo Castle : Every time I look at you I think of music. Doctor : You do? Flo Castle : Colonel Bogey. Excuse me. [Exits] 

Doctor : You're overwrought! Glad : I'm underprivileged!

Drunk Passenger : Love, hey? Doctor : How did you know? Drunk Passenger : That's why I drink. To forget her. Doctor : Forget who? Drunk Passenger : Blessed if I can remember.