Nurse : She thinks every man is after her. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : [to the nurse]  Well, we can't have her disturbing the rest of the patients like this. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : [to Miss. Armitage]  Now come, come, Miss Armitage. We mustn't be a silly girl, must we? Miss Armitage : [shouting]  Keep back! Keep back! Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : You know me. I'm Doctor Stoppidge. Miss Armitage : Hmph. You're all the same. You're only after one thing. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : No, no - that'd be quite untrue, Miss. Armitage. I only want to get you into bed. Miss Armitage : [screaming]  Get out of here, you sex maniacs!

Miss Fosdick : Excuse me, sir! Frederick Carver : Miss Fosdick, don't keep plucking at me I'm not a chicken. Miss Fosdick : I'm sorry sir but you have an appointment at the Berkley Nursing home at eleven. Frederick Carver : It can wait. Miss Fosdick : It's to see Mrs Moore sir. Frederick Carver : and she... Oh that's different, rather wealthy private patient of mine, I took her appendix out the other day. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Well I hope you both had a nice time. Frederick Carver : I'll make the jokes thank you, Stoppidge.

Frederick Carver : Ahh this is the new kidney case. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Yes Mr Bean. Frederick Carver : Ahh, Kidney Bean.

Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : ...there have been several incidents with nurses. Frederick Carver : Oh, come, come, Stoppidge, you know as well as I that all young Doctors indulge in a bit of jiggery pokery. Dr. Ernest Stoppidge : Sir, I do not object to jiggery but I take exception to pokery!