Jane : Remember last week when we were laughing at that graffiti on the subway? Liz : "Baby, I loves the toilet you sit on"?

Liz : There's the cynical bitch I know and love.

Street Vendor : Are you going to buy anything or not? Liz : Shush, shush, I'm concentrating. Street Vendor : Ok.

Liz : Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.

Liz : Why feed me all that romantic bullshit if he's just gonna cheat on me? Jane : Two words: Coppulatory Imperative. Liz : Excuse me? Jane : The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous. The rest are... Liz : Plucking Penelope Pope.

Liz : So I call him up to say good night and guess who answers the phone 1AM PARIS TIME? Penelope Pope! Jane : Who's Penelope Pope? Liz : I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the FUCK is this?"

Liz : [referring to Ray's girlfriend]  If he mentions her, just smile politely and change the subject. Jane : Why? Liz : Because if you bring her up, he's gonna feel pushed and resentful. This way it's like, no pressure. I'm happy. I'm healthy, getting sex other places. Liz : Lizzie, where do you get this stuff? Jane : snagmen.com, it's very informative.

Liz : Time wounds all heels.