[preparing for a child's beauty pageant]  Mort : Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry. Frank Reynolds : Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink. [Mac and Charlie raise their hands]  Dennis Reynolds : Okay... Charlie Kelly : Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I? Dee Reynolds : [raises hand]  I have a... Charlie Kelly : Who's that? Frank Reynolds : He's the mortician. I invited him.